One day I decided to treat myself and order a huge pizza to enjoy an evening alone π The courier arrived quickly, I paid, closed the door and was already anticipating the first slice when I realized that... the pizza was without toppings! Just dough and sauce π³ I'm shocked, I call the pizzeria and they laugh: βOh, sorry, this is our new test variant - 'diet' pizzaβ. They ended up bringing me a normal one, but now I always check the box before I get excited.